Did ya know?

Apparently the problems with our health care system have nothing to do with a lack of money or inefficiencies or too many users or not enough doctors. Nuh uh. Our problems could all be solved if we just stopped funding things like abortions and sex change operations. You didn't know that? ME EITHER! But a candidate from the Christian Heritage Party attended the debate I was covering last night and enlightened us all.

We also learned homosexuals live, on average, 20 year less than heteros because of their deviant lifestyle and abortions cause breast cancer. I think those were the highlights of learning.

Oh wait, I also learned some parties should probably keep their platforms to themselves...