Who knew you could have so much fun with patterns?

Look lady, I told you, I don't need to be adopted. My parents are right over there at the King Tut Hut buying Cleopatra key chains and tiny souvenir spoons. I'm sure you're a really nice lady and I appreciate the dress, even if it is a little on the whorish side. But this hat...what is this? A turban? I told you, I'm from Chicago. I'm Presbyterian. Now let go of my hand and give me back my Princess Jasmine underpants.

Post stolen from threadbared. To see the original click here.

Thanks to C for the link. I had to try really hard to not to laugh out loud at work this afternoon as I perused the archives. There are a number are great ones, including this one.