New meanings

Coffee (n): the person upon whom one coughs.

The Washington Post published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for commons words. Here are some others:

Esplanade: (v): to attempt an explanation while drunk
Willy-nilly (adj): impotent
Testicle (n): a humourous question on an exam

For the full list click here (or find it on the Post's site and then tell me where it is...)